At the Temple of Horus (via courth)
check out my good looks
asshole but mom can’t resist
turn the tap on please
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- me: *about to leave my cat overnight*
- me: *picks up cat and smushes him to my face*
- me: *whispers* hey
- me: best of cats and best of kitties
omg this made my sunday!! silly little smushers ;) what a handsome boy! it’s also hilarious that cats don’t give a fuck if boxes have been flattened. nope. still gonna chill inside.
So glad he made your Sunday! And it was nice to hear from you :) Isn’t he terribly handsome? And our cat is all about that box… Since my boyfriend and I are the poshest of posh folk, we have no actual curtains but instead use a towel, a sheet, and a flattened box to cover the windows in our place that are very street-viewable.
Every now and then I come home and that box is knocked over on our little landing there, and most of the time, Smush is still happily tucked inside. Fuckin’ cats, man.
cat haiku: mr. guilty smush cat
I’m in love with this and am planning a dramatic reading featuring Smush as model/performance artist
inceptionkitties fam: advise us!
much of the northern hemisphere has been hit with a suffocating heatwave the last 3 weeks, and the humidity makes it all the more unbearable.
how do you keep your cats cool?
please share your tips!
I keep a couple of plastic seltzer bottles filled with water in the freezer. When we gotta leave Smush at home alone in the heat, we take one of those frozen bottles and put it in a sock and stick it in a big sort of plastic tote, and Smush will go in there and lie down/cool off as need be.
Also Smush tends not to eat as much (dry food) while it’s really hot, so we like to give him fancy-kitty-broth foods instead once in a while to make sure he’s nice and hydrated.
I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice
“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
smush relents to me but will not tolerate boyf picking him up, he will only participate in being held in the madonna-with-child scenario. and even i am astounded i can lift him. we’re both perplexed by it all
at least once a day i break down dry-sobbing about how perfect my cat is and how much i love him
- cat: That's a nice boob you got there...
- cat: It would be a shame if someone were to...
- me: ...
- cat: STEP WITH THEIR WHOLE WEIGHT ON IT
what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust
what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”
Smush knows he’s very nearly missed the bowtie challenge, so he wanted to be sure to find something really Eamesian to make up for it.
Just under the wire for @inceptionkitties!
